The Pentagon has noticed North Korean officers are highly decorated with military medals of iron covered with gold painting. Hence, the Department of Defense is building a strategy to capture them. ‘They’re so awarded, even on their trousers! We should try to magnetize them by aircraft by dint of the U.S. Air Force’, according to some sources received from inside the DoD.
Lockheed and Pimp my Ride should be tasked to convert Lockheed C-130J Super Hercules to a magnetic plane.
The Austen Post